Funniest Role Playing Experience
OK, I was just chiding Eric about several of his PCs who played in GH or World of Kalibruhn, and we both laughed about some of the nonsense of the past adventures.Does anyone have some memorable (and...
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There was one time when Skeeter convinced a player to eat some lichens that were on a rock so that it would make him smarter. And he was going to do it before we all started laughing.The there was the...
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No, he never tried it out before jumping into the well. He had somebody identify it, they told him it was a ring of flying, and that was all he needed. I got a player with a rug of smothering once...
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Back in my junior high school days (mid '80s) I DM'd Tracy Hickman's masterful First Edition module Oasis of the White Palm for my best friend, Randy Godkin. Randy decided to give the module a go as a...
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There was this player who insisted on playing the same character all the time. Well, let's just say he acquired pretty much everything a fighter could want a kingdom, an army, several castles, keeps,...
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I had a gnome illusionist/thief by the name of Glip Mapleleaf who found himself trying to climb an inside wall of a circular tower. As you may recall, gnomes aren't the best at climbing walls. Anyway,...
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OK.Possibly the funniest adventure I witnessed was not judged by me, nor was I a player in it, but was on hand to hear it go down.We played a campaign/high level game with James Goodfellow DMing. Each...
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I think two come to mind for me... they both involve a bard named Woodstock (played hilariously by Tony Salgat) who was one of the first players in my world. In one instance, he and a "friendly...
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"It was the Suncard which gives the drawer 50,000 exp and onebeneficial miscellaneous magic item. The DM decidedto roll randomly and play the "beneficial" angle literallyrather than suggesting that...
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Geez, looking back at what I wrote I could summed it up as a pompous player's entire army, scared by ghosts, ran off a cliff.Never write posts under the influence, folks!
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Chello!I once had a player who was playing a gnome. The party had to kill a sleeping dragon, right? Well, the gnome strips down butt-@$$ed naked, greases himself up with lard, borrows the wizard's...
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In a word: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. A greased gnome suppository. Does Procter and Gamble make that?
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That's weird, I've heard that dragon ass story before a long time ago. Where are you from Snaebjorn?
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Chello!East Texas, my whole life. The group that it happened in was the "Rogues of Time" and the player was Link Landers (don't remember the character's name). Now, whether he got the idea from...
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Now look what you started I'm obsessed with tracking down that story.
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Arse-Quest!Hero (speaking to the High Priest who's questing him):Is there anything in particular you want accomplished?HP: Actually, the church would like to get to the "bottom" of it all...Arggh!As...
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Let the quest for the "holey" grail begin! I remembered it was my buddy from years ago named Dave Haase who recounted a similiar tale...But since I've completely lost contact, I'll never know where he...
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Excuse me, but did either of you guys use a "colon" in your sentences up there...? If not, I think one was needed! {BTW, good punning Deathknicht! Soon, YOU shall be the Master, and I the student... }
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